crash into my arms. you don't agree, but you don't refuse

And now I must ponder... I've known some pretty self-absorbed, narcissistic, greedy, egotistical, and all around stupid persons in my years. (Wow, what a way to age myself, ne?)


So I wonder if any of said persons would actually survive the Total Perspective Vortex the way Zaphod does in Zarniwoop's artificial universe.


But not in an artificial universe, in a real universe.


Gods, I wish I had both the mindset and blueprints to such a thing, or at least easy directions to Frogstar World B...

And after I'd have mangled a few brains with the Vortex, I'd take a trip over to the beautiful Ursa Minor Beta for a nice beach-y vacation. Sit back, relax, and sip a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster sans olive. I don't like olives.